This Never Happens

  I'm Irish.  

And we don't tan, we burn.

Yet, here I am: ridiculously tan!

Well, I'm ridiculously tan for me.  I realize that to most everyone else, this might still be considered pale, but I'm fairly certain this is the tannest I've ever been in my entire life.

When you have skin that's as fair as mine, with half a million freckles, this is almost like a miracle.