Cabbage Patch Turns 25

I went to the worst store in the world yesterday, and while I was shopping, I saw 25th Anniversary Cabbage Patch Dolls. I shook my head, like, “huh?” It must be a misprint, cabbage patch dolls haven’t been arol! My grandmother waited in line for 6 hours when they first came out to make suund 25 years, I remember my 3rd birthday being CPD theme, even the cake. I loved my dolre I got one for Christmas that year. Really? That was 25 years ago?

Then I remembered, I’m 4 days away from 27. It’s been 25 freakin’ years. OLD.

Here’s to the 80’s CP Dolls!