Spencer goes through phases so fast, that by time I've gotten a grasp on how to handle it, she's moved on to the next one. And it applies to everything, behavior, likes, dislikes, sleeping, eating - pretty much all major aspects of life.
Some of them are so cute.
Like when she insisted on wearing my Kappa flip flops until she broke them.
Or when found my makeup bag, gave herself a makeover, and then wanted to do it everyday - even with blue magic marker.
And then some are not so cute, like the two weeks where she
made herself throw up every time she cried more than two tears. NOT cute, but just as soon as I began effectively dealing with those tantrums, she had moved on something else.
And today was not cute. She's begun a few new things, I'm not sure which is driving me the most batty at the moment. Is it the
game she plays with me, where I call her name and she looks at me and smiles, turns her back, runs into her room her slams the door? Is it the
game where she lifts up my dresses, skirts, and shirts when we're in public? Or is it the all all consuming, body heaving, sobbing that she does when I don't want, or like, to play these
games?
I really don't know the answer. Each one is exasperating, but it breaks my heart when she's crying, and in between gulps for air, says
"Why" gulp "NOT. Mum Me?" gulp, cry, gulp "
Oh, no Mum Me" cry, breathe "Pweese, Good Gul Mum Me!" Like she's trying to get the point across that it's just a game, she doesn't really mean it, and why don't I want to play with her?!
But then again, I was pretty MAD at the
Dollar Tree today when she kicked up my dress with her foot, got her shoe caught in it, and my
unmentionables were on display for the gazillion people all staring at us, as I tried to free her foot while she's wailing because I'm not playing this
game with her. I don't think there's a color that would accurately describe the shade of red that was my face. Even Fire Engine sounds too pale. Is this the worst? I can't decide.
So yes, these are trying times, but hopefully,
this too shall pass. Until then, I think we'll be avoiding stores, especially the
Dollar Tree. Who knows when I'll be able to summon up the courage to ever go back there again!